Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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