I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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