I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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