the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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