Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
