My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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