Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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