why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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