He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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I'm getting married
To pizza
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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