So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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