he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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