Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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