i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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