so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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