I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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