I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Success! We fucked roommates!
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