But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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