when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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