We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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