People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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