I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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