How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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