he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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