pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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