The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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