I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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