Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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