apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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