help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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