I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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