Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
vagina is talking i cant
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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