I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
