You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
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i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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