the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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