One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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