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Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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