What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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