And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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