Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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