Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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