Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
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Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize