I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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