So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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