Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
