She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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