i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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