bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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