Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize