found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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