She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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