Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
too bad you live with your parents still
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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