Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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