my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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