When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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